DC-area chain BGR just announced their September burger of the month. Their inspiration? Snookie – everyone’s favorite train wreck of a cast member/oompa-loompa from Jersey Shore. To decide on this pattie’s preparation, BGR’s founder Mark Bucher reached out to followers on Twitter and Facebook. He got close to 75 responses, including “stuffed with an Italian sausage” and “marinated in tequila and desperation.” Yum.

Bucher decided to top the spot’s signature patty with grilled jalapeños, cream cheese and a fried pickle. Better yet, every time Snooki gets arrested during the month of September, another fried pickle will be added. The burger is available for $9.99. Judging by the episodes we’ve seen – it probably should be cheaper. Check out the BGR locations here, and let us know how you would prepare a Snooki burger in the comments.